Jokes

1. What is the difference between a jeweler and
a jailer?
Ans: one sells watches, the other watches cells!


2. Why is a computer so fat?
Ans: it takes megabytes!


3. Mom: why did you eat the money I gave you,
Bob?
Bob: you said it was my lunch money.


4. Student: why did Johnny lose the fingers of
his right hand?
Teacher: he put them in a horse’s mouth to see
how many teeth he had.
Teacher: why did the horse close his mouth?
Student: to see how many fingers Johnny had.


5. What did the hat say to the scarf?
Ans: you hang around while I go on ahead!


6. What is a sheep without legs?
Ans: dinner!

by:Hassaan Mirza